On my way to Atlanta for a conference, and I have all these random observations I feel I must share. They aren't really scrapbooky, and they aren't 30 Minute Martha-related, either, so I will post my snarky comments here:
1. Who on the planet DOESN'T know that you can't take a bottle of water through security??? Geez, the dude in front of me must have been in a coma for the last 10 years. He looked completely shocked when the security agent told him he had to drink it or dump it. Duh. There should be a screening process for idiots.
2. Speaking of screening, I got treated to the full-body scan and pat-down today. I know, I look so threatening in my black leggings and middle-aged demeanor. "They can see EVERYTHING with that scanner," the lady behind me said. "As long as it doesn't tell them my weight, they can do a full GI track probe," I replied.
3. How come I can wake up four hours before my normal rising time and STILL be hungry for breakfast? It's not like I wake up in my sleep, aching for something to eat.
4. And speaking of eating, Weight Watchers POINTS (that's how they always refer to them, "POINTS") don't count while traveling, do they?
5. Note to self: Don't put on eye makeup until my vision clears in the morning. I look like Tammy Faye Bakker. Maybe this contributed to Item #2.
More later.
1. Who on the planet DOESN'T know that you can't take a bottle of water through security??? Geez, the dude in front of me must have been in a coma for the last 10 years. He looked completely shocked when the security agent told him he had to drink it or dump it. Duh. There should be a screening process for idiots.
2. Speaking of screening, I got treated to the full-body scan and pat-down today. I know, I look so threatening in my black leggings and middle-aged demeanor. "They can see EVERYTHING with that scanner," the lady behind me said. "As long as it doesn't tell them my weight, they can do a full GI track probe," I replied.
3. How come I can wake up four hours before my normal rising time and STILL be hungry for breakfast? It's not like I wake up in my sleep, aching for something to eat.
4. And speaking of eating, Weight Watchers POINTS (that's how they always refer to them, "POINTS") don't count while traveling, do they?
5. Note to self: Don't put on eye makeup until my vision clears in the morning. I look like Tammy Faye Bakker. Maybe this contributed to Item #2.
More later.
I totally hear you on #1...drives me batty!
Posted by: Account Deleted | 08/19/2010 at 07:39 AM
#1 baffles me at all times, not just in airports. Why do people need to carry water around at all times, period? Is there an urgent shortage of drinkable water *everywhere?*
Posted by: Sandra Brindley | 08/22/2010 at 02:15 PM