I wish I were cool.
I am so not-cool that I couldn't even type "I wish I WAS cool." I am a nerd. And so not-cool.
I wonder if there is room behind the podium for someone who has never watched reality TV, who doesn't have any unusual tattoos (or usual tattoos, now that I mention it), who thinks a great night involves a bowl of popcorn and watching "James and the Giant Peach," and whose biggest ambition is to break into the top 1000 reviewers on Amazon?
Just wonderin'. And wishin'.